brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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