So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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