Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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