I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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