are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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