my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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