it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
