Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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