I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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