brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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