I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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