White coat. Heels.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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