Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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