What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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