i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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