it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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