whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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