I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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