Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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