i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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