I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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