everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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