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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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