This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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