you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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