3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize