no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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