i already hear my dad disowning me
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
