he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Randomize
