How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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