what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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