so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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