this just has baby written all over it
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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