he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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