D3 body, D1 cock
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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