their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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