Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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