On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
birth control should be required to get into college
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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