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I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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