Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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