It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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