are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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