I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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