so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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