She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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