he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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