I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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