How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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