She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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