its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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