i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
The struggles of a small town man whore
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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