you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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