I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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