It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
