real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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